Billkowfskij Grand Collection of Guns, Girls&Ganja

Trailor Trash

2010-10-20T10:33:00.001+02:00

That shit make me hard as a 13 year old motherfucker on Viagra.

Prohibition

2010-10-18T20:13:00.001+02:00

Interesting example of underground humor. By making absurd claims they make fun of the absurdity of prohibition.

Wait for Flash

2010-09-03T15:23:00.003+02:00

Anything above 9mm in center mass of anything smaller than very big and drunkenangry russian man will have make drop instantly and pretty much dead. But then if functionality was everything and style meaning njetniczh you would marry woman with no teeth, or atleast remove them first time she acting like opinionated bitch, yes?

Thom-Thom's back

2010-07-29T15:36:00.002+02:00

I see you has being waiting. I migth left as quicklingly as I come.

Mike&Mandy - RIP

2010-03-04T15:00:00.003+01:00

Sadly got sadly message in inbox few days ago....

Dear affiliate:
After 5 years of publishing we are closing our doors and moving on. We did the site out of love and in the end could not compete with the adult cartel.
In short, we are done with the adult industry, It was a fun ride on a good day, but time to move on.
Michael C Gross (aka: Mikey), and Roberta E Morgan (aka: Mandy)
Best to you all, and thanks for your support.

FSCKR

2010-03-04T14:46:00.001+01:00

Just found new spam-free freebie-site fsckr.com - it seem very good.

Furries!!!

2010-02-25T16:10:00.002+01:00

As my most loyal readers know I am a purveyor of guns, girls and ganja and other things not exactly legal in any strict and pedantic version of the word. I consider myself a merchant of freedom; words like pimp, death/rumor-monger, thief, torpedo and suchlike is just mean and terrible slander and if I did'nt belive in freedom I would sue any man, judge, lawyer or cop coming with such meaningless accusations.

Alas, the lowborn will never rise above their station or their plebian tastes. One demand that has increased greatly the last few years; a vice shared by both plebs and patricians; is the love of furries. And where there is a demand Senator Thom-Thom Billkowfskij supplies.

Motives of sense-desire

2010-02-25T15:01:00.003+01:00

Another work from the archives of Meanwhile Elswheres Mats Hanssen. Aparently the text is from the Sikshãsamuccaya (verse 212). If he'd only work on his techniques I'm sure he would'nt have to rely on his friends to publish his... 'art'.

I want Candy

2010-02-19T11:50:00.002+01:00

IIIIIII waaant Candy//IIIII want Candy.

Some images brings great songs to mind. If you don't get it, you did'nt. Thats ok.

To be an archetype

2009-12-14T17:36:00.002+01:00

Hero-types seldom get the rewards they deserve. It feels good to be exeptional.

Jonathan Leder ii

2009-12-14T17:23:00.003+01:00

She looking like ready to go anywhere; as long as she's home by midnight.

Jonathan Leder

2009-12-13T23:56:00.002+01:00

Sometimes the allure of something can be more than the thing itself. She looks like the kind of girl who would feel the sadness if she knew she was thought of as but a thing.

Southern Comfort

2009-12-12T01:21:00.002+01:00

In the deep south distinction between reality and fantasy can become confused and deligthfull madness ensues.

Is it always bad... to bring your girlfriend to the game?

2009-12-11T00:39:00.001+01:00

To the many uses of homophobia

2009-12-11T00:05:00.003+01:00

I think I would have liked to look like this if I was born to weak and obedient sex. When I at same time want to own this woman in deep and satisfying ways it is dangerously close to faggotry. With her I would need to prove I was real man, not to the bitch, but to myself. If she, like most of the womenfolk, is digging the hard and prolonged fucking: I think the experience could prove agreeable to the both of us.

Deep feelings

2009-12-10T23:47:00.002+01:00

Bukkake is a japanes word for, uh, *I LOVE U*.

No shame! : Study show ALL men use porn

2009-12-04T01:59:00.003+01:00

Scientists at the University of Montreal launched a search for men who had never looked at porn - but couldn't find any.

Fuckmonk

2009-10-01T10:27:00.005+02:00

If you are walking the path by your lonesome; with no master showing you the next move, encouraging you on; how can you ever truly know you have become like a fuckmonk of old?

Pimps and Hoes Nite

2009-09-25T20:36:00.003+02:00

It has been a year since my last excursion into the Carnevale of the 21th century: Pimps and Hoes Nite. I am not hiring any more girls this year; but if you want to try out anyway you can contact me at Billkowfskij [at] apeskalikkedrepeape.org ...

Photo by Richard Kern

Girls kissing - massive gallery

2009-09-25T17:00:00.000+02:00

Into the great wide open

2009-09-15T20:32:00.003+02:00

Stay alive baby, cuz dyin' would break yah mama heart.

Stare

2009-09-15T03:13:00.002+02:00

Sometimes I thinking stupidppl having more of fun.

Freaks

2009-09-10T20:22:00.004+02:00

I would pass on fifty beautiful pussies to fuck a single freak. Beauty is next to normal; and judging from this ones scars, she knows enough of pain not to complain about the size of the Thom-Thom and only moaningly enjoy the feeling of vagnial fullfilment.

The silent treatment

2009-09-09T16:26:00.003+02:00

Sometimes mindghost of old girlfriend whispers beyond range of hearing something that sounding a lot like: "Don't you ever miss me, love?" I never whisper back.

Coitus interuptus

2009-09-07T22:35:00.003+02:00

I sometimes think of all the bastards I could have spawned; then sometimes crying for lost army of sons.

Nostalgia iv

2009-09-06T23:18:00.002+02:00

If I could add the treasures of yesteryore to the wealth of now; my vaults would be the envy of kings and american CEO's.

Orchid

2009-09-05T16:02:00.001+02:00

It is not only in uglyness you will find abysmal disturbingnes.

Post #100

2009-08-25T10:01:00.005+02:00

Exactly one year ago to day I start this blog. Making post #100 is proud feeling and leveling experience. Maybe not all 100 posts or pictures are perfect like the everything should be. But I am only man. I alsoing notice that most people don't read or care about words, and only like the pictures. I will try to improve my writing, but still I am happiful of some words and make testicle oath that before post #200 there will be availiable collection of only koanstyle Thom-Thoms for the discerning reader.

Proud fatboy

2009-08-19T02:09:00.003+02:00

As professional alphonse, or 'pimp' if you prefering, I have smallest tendency to insecurity of size the proud fatboy. Most men are maybe to small, some to big and for most women. The Thom-Thom has learned many trix and know how to make love-victim feel like him perfect size always.

Blaxplotation

2009-08-14T23:20:00.003+02:00

What is it? "Blaxplotation"? Maybe this movie here is either that, or a pointed comment on the phenomena - maybe even on pornography itself. It really only succedes as blaxplotation though.

All the pussy you can eat!

2009-08-14T20:20:00.002+02:00

This video is fucking priceless. Dildo used as deathly weapon. Picture unrelated.

Vernon Lawson

2009-08-14T16:56:00.001+02:00

Experience is a hard teacher, because the test is given first, the lesson afterwards.

Legalize Ganja

2009-08-14T16:08:00.006+02:00

Twinchlian asking me to promote his mybrute-sex-puppet http://Legalize-Ganja.mybrute.com and for friend I will do anything. He even got the madman to write about it.

Aparently getting the Legalize Ganja character to the top of the rankings will send a terrible message all the way to the kreml or somesuch.

If you tutor under Thom-Thom he promise sexparties and heavy smoking in his dojo. If you feeling like want to be in good standing in Thom-Thom Dojo you will also spam following message in sexchats, forums and toilet walls and really wherever RL takes you.

http://thom-thom.mybrute.com - all the pussy you can eat for one fixed price

what the fuck people

2009-08-13T21:59:00.005+02:00

wtfpeople.com is good place to go for just easy pornosurfing. It is not place for perfect pictures, except for once in a while. This picture is found in ampland - also not perfect but easy for when just surfing pics. Remember to come back to Thom-Thom when you again want the very special, maybe even exotic.

The bath of a poor lonesome cowboy

2009-08-13T13:08:00.002+02:00

One of my newest girls specialises in the oldschool cowboy bath. She will bathe you in water she has boiled and prepared herself with fragrant praerie-roses; then she will give you the all around the world squicy clean wash.

My brute

2009-08-12T15:23:00.002+02:00

I have been hiding in dark places. No more!

Mats Hanssen - Mad Dog Genious

2009-07-16T03:16:00.004+02:00

I have flamewar with the Meanwhile elsewhere-guy and in heat of moment I said unfortunate thing about his wife and mother and now I must apologize: the wife and the mother are holy and must always be left out of the matters of men.

As to badly veiled treaths of killing the senator 'like the unclean goat' I can only laugh nervously because even if I am well protected I am a littlebit afraid of this guy.

eelusions

2009-07-14T16:22:00.001+02:00

While she felt she had a somewhat clear picture in her mind as to the meaning of life, the purpose of her own life eluded her.

Polkadots&Vodkashots

2009-06-30T12:35:00.003+02:00

"She collect crowns made of black roses,

but her heart is made of bubblegum."

the nofound collection

2009-06-28T15:33:00.005+02:00

by Emeric Glayse is a fine collection for everyday conessieurs.

Pulp art

2009-06-28T13:35:00.006+02:00

A collaboration between supermodel Joni Harbeck and photographer Neil Krug. Prints available for 250$ - Im considering it, but I think the 11inchx11inch format might be to modest for my personality.

How to use the softness inside

2009-06-16T15:36:00.004+02:00

I feel dirty and old. Would you please hold me?

The twin fantasy ii

2009-06-10T12:47:00.003+02:00

Reading news I found uplifting and deeply romantic story about thai chap who marry his childhood girlfriends who happen to be beautifull and identical twins. It means to me that dreams can come through.

'I missing you'

2009-06-09T01:25:00.004+02:00

'Missing' is strange words, I think they mean like 'lacking'. Like car without driver, like nice blue-green planet without people or gun with no bullets. To be incomplete and to be missing for beeing the complete. It is in many ways sexy feeling.

You are a perfect woman of perfect age

2009-06-08T13:43:00.005+02:00

is good, or even perfect, answer for insecure woman who nags about age. If you say 'You are perfect man of perfect age' to man-friend he will ironicaly become insecure like the little girl. This is strange and a littlebit funny to me.

Its all natural, baby

2009-06-05T12:38:00.001+02:00

Wisdom begins with awe of nature.

"The Thom-Thom Hustle"

2009-06-04T01:41:00.016+02:00

How cool can you be? I have theory that people are exactly as cool as you let them be. If you let everybody be cool you will be sourrounded by cool people. How cool is that? Surround yourself with cool people and you will be cool.

If you have the mindfullness to realize that this site is a piece of art, and that once consumed you feel an aestetic enjoiment deep inside; please sign your name, and how much you donated on the comments-thread of this post.

Business and Pleasure

2009-06-01T14:29:00.004+02:00

To-morrow I going away for long trip to Poland and maybe also old country for scouting new talent and well deserving vacation. Internettconnection is notoriously unsure though and updates may be sporadically.

Star photographer, Jürgen Teller

2009-05-31T18:33:00.003+02:00

He has amazing ability to get famous people naked. This is Lily Cole. She is supermodel. The senator has interesting theorema of redhaired people. They probably come from mars. The thought of little green men is stupid - it is a red planet it is obvious that its people will be redhaired. Lily Cole is goddes from planet Mars. She is guest here and will be treated respectfully well.

Bridesmaids and sisters

2009-05-30T16:20:00.003+02:00

Weddings are perfect place for meeting new friends and hooking up with old ones; when reception is held in hotel, which it very often is, the senator always makes sure to get nice room so that he can dissapear for short while if he gets tired of strange questions and mindless smalltalk.

The little difference

2009-05-29T15:02:00.002+02:00

Important difference between a man and a woman: If you want to give small attention for job well done or maybe for building long time or short time friendly relationship you do well to give bottle of vvodka to man and flowers to woman. They will be very happy. If you mix this up both man and woman will be insulted.

All rules have exceptions

2009-05-28T16:32:00.004+02:00

Friend sending this picture; normally senator only use picture from Grand Collection, but make exception this time. He maybe also make exception for you -- billkowfskij[at]apeskalikkedrepeape.org

Useless

2009-05-27T13:48:00.004+02:00

The apeskalikkedrepeape houseband De Ubrukelige (The Useless)'s song Surrender is now in available - click link and then click surrenderlink. I thinking that maybe they will not be rockstars - but when they play in nachspiel after few bottles of vvodka and also jazzcigars they don't sucking to much.

Cheaters.Uncovered.Com

2009-05-26T14:35:00.004+02:00

The Senators favourite oneliner for loosing inhibition (and awaken thought of briefness of life) is maybe: Enjoy yourself, its later than you thinking.

Bank of Ganja

2009-05-26T13:00:00.003+02:00

Remember to always have trust in the leaf.

You can find this poster at allposters.com.

Backstage

2009-05-25T20:14:00.008+02:00

Backstage of porngraphic-shoot. Interesting fotografia: Maybe they are practising? Getting into character? Or perhaps they became friends? I like this picture because the other people in the room do not seem to care.

From the Mikky and Mandy collection.

The Golden Rule

2009-05-25T15:41:00.003+02:00

The one with the gold makes the rules.

The stranded island fantasy

2009-05-25T00:13:00.002+02:00

"You should feel that, under the right conditions, all women would be available."

- Helmut Newton

Matador

2009-05-24T15:42:00.004+02:00

"I see death, I see it clearly. Ayee. Ayee. It is an ugly thing."

- Ernest Hemingway, Death in the Afternoon

Puppy love

2009-05-24T15:02:00.004+02:00

The senator has problems understanding use of american word "bitch" because they always say like it is bad thing. In Billkowfskij country man who marry bitch is considered man of many blessings; and man who can not control his woman is not really considered man at all.

Lore

2009-05-23T16:47:00.005+02:00

If we do not seek the dragons, the dragons also will not seek us.

Promises to keep

2009-05-22T16:05:00.005+02:00

They say Hell is a glimpse of Heaven.

From Supremefreak Magazine

Don't give up

2009-05-22T14:38:00.007+02:00

How to keeping up with your game when everything is gotten old and boring? What to do when the rock and rolling is only tiresome, when the drugs don't work the way they used to; and sex feels more like exercise than anything else? When unleashing the fury only makes your fist hurt; when unleashing the beast only makes monsterman sore? When sadness fills the soul and itches inside mind?

When-when you can call on the Billkowfskij. He philosopher king and high priest of decadent age.

Check out more from student sex friends!!!

Kingdom of Heaven

2009-05-21T22:36:00.008+02:00

Our parents will be the lastest generation to die. When we grow old 'They' will hook us up to the matrix and keep us alive for the endlessness of eternity, exploiting our meatbodies for energy; we will all be slaves, praising the Lord, fucking like bunnies and smoking the digital ganja like the prophets of old. God is truly great. I belif, I belif, I belif!

A ninja must be zen

2009-05-21T18:53:00.006+02:00

Master Po: "Close your eyes. What do you hear?"

Young Caine: "I hear the water, I hear the birds."

Master Po: "Listen for the color of the sky. Look for the sound of the hummingbird's wing. Search the air for the perfume of ice on a hot day. If you have found these things, you will know. Do you hear your own heartbeat?"

Young Caine: "No."

Master Po: "Do you hear the grasshopper at your feet?"

Young Caine: "Old man, how is it that you hear these things?"

Master Po: "Young man, how is it that you do not?"

From the 70's TVseries Kung Fu - featured on Kid Koala/Ninja Tunes scratchappyland. Pic from Supremefreak Magazine.

"I fuck beautifull girls"

2009-05-20T23:41:00.002+02:00

One of the senators' girls who chose happy-profession because of needing high income (she love expensive fashion clothing) gave awarness to exicistence of Supremefreak Magazine "The place for high fashion porn". Nice magazine. No words, annoying music. Models are expensive; but Thom-Thom Billkowfskij can arrange anything for discerning customer.

Downtime

2009-05-20T22:33:00.019+02:00

This blog used to be @billkowfskij.apeskalikkedrepeape.org and was presented with the following little about-this-blog: "Mr.Billkowfskij's blog is written in the spirit of Amit Gilboas legendary Off the rails in Phonm Penh - into the dark heart of Guns, Girls and Ganja."

APESKALIKKEDREPEAPE is a norwegian site and constantly developing artproject (or singular piece of art as we like to think of it) dedicated to the betterment of humanity. The site is mostly text-based, and most texts are in norwegian - seekers will find some nice pieces in english though. APESKALIKKEDREPAPE litterally means APESHALLNOTKILLAPE.

For a few months the following message and picture was all you found when going to Senator Billkowfskijs blog on the apeskalikkedrepeape-site: "APESKALIKKEDREPEAPE'S isp one.com have warned us that "pornograpich" material is not allowed on their servers. The argument that Senator Billkowfskijs koans are, in fact, art seems pointless to make. That the senators curative choise of illustrations are pointed comments against the using of human beeings and their sexuality seems equally pointless to make. While we are looking for a different isp we urge you to look for enlightenment and truth elsewhere."

We have still not found an isp that will allow for freedom of expression at an affordable price; (making freedom of expression the privilege of the economically sound): thus the decision to post the whole blog on google's own blogspot/blogger/whatnot.com.

- apeskalikkedrepeape-team

Zen Animals

2009-05-20T22:30:00.001+02:00

There are two zen animals: The pussy and the cock. They dance together in the now.
(tor, januar 08, 2009 15:37:33)

Orthodoxy

2009-05-20T22:29:00.000+02:00

Beeing senator of many peoples makes a bizzy man; the protestant&catholic christmas is over&today begins orthodox christmas. More vvodka, less aquavita&cognac. It is good that I am hardy man with strong liver. My parents (God bless them!) can feel nothing but pride.
(man, januar 05, 2009 00:40:04)

New-Year Re-Solution

2009-05-20T22:28:00.001+02:00

Sometimes the trick to true happyfullness is not trying to do better, or different, but to simply do whatever seemed to work the lastest time. To not change, but be.
(fre, januar 02, 2009 13:08:37)

New Year

2009-05-20T22:27:00.001+02:00

May all your blessings find you in crazywonderfull year to come.
(ons, desember 31, 2008 15:34:39)

Bussyness information

2009-05-20T22:26:00.000+02:00

Many of the Senators best customers take vacation-time in Asia this time of year, but there is no lack of work&fun for those of the Senators girls not taking small time off with family&old friends, special customer or on luxury resort with paradise beach. Lonlyness is strong in this season, and for playing the girlfriend-game girls get special extra pay.
(fre, desember 26, 2008 14:09:44)

The way of things

2009-05-20T22:24:00.000+02:00

The reason for jule-hollidays beeing held 2-3 days later than the turning of the season and the new hope is not roman clerical error but exessive traveltime from north pole.
(tor, desember 25, 2008 13:18:53)

Conception

2009-05-20T22:21:00.001+02:00

If every child was given only his/her mothers name there would be no bastards.
(tor, desember 25, 2008 13:09:57)

The Quality

2009-05-20T22:20:00.000+02:00

The bestest of gifts can be used over and over and over again.
(tir, desember 23, 2008 20:10:44)

Cultural differences

2009-05-20T22:19:00.000+02:00

In some cultures it is normal to putting x-mas gifts inside of socks.
(tir, desember 23, 2008 19:26:40)

Philosopher King

2009-05-20T22:17:00.001+02:00

Hold on to that thougth.
(lør, desember 13, 2008 20:46:38)

Teens

2009-05-20T22:14:00.001+02:00

Your youth is a littlebit distracted by your age.

- Grasshopper

(lør, desember 13, 2008 07:16:47)

Nana Sousa Diaz

2009-05-20T22:13:00.001+02:00

The Turkish say that it is not only the fault of the axe; but the fault of the tree aswell.
(man, desember 01, 2008 18:48:46)

Pride

2009-05-20T22:12:00.001+02:00

The summer of youth; basking naked in the light by the endless sea of possibility.
(søn, november 30, 2008 19:38:11)

stiletto ii

2009-05-20T22:10:00.001+02:00

The stilettos long piercing blade is almost useless for fighting. It is a silent instrument of murder; an expirienced user will pierce both lungs so that noting but a weak death rattle will escape the mouth of his victiom. Piercing the heart yields instant painless death; a dishonour reserved for the weak and cowardly.
(søn, november 30, 2008 14:05:40)

stiletto

2009-05-20T22:09:00.000+02:00

A Murderess and a heroine will always get the job done with no fuzz. Why? Because there be no fucking macho bullshit. One second you are happy. Next second you are dead.
(søn, november 30, 2008 14:02:59)

white trash

2009-05-20T22:08:00.001+02:00

The dirty raggedness of the composition; the amateur coloring and bleaching of the lovers hair, their beautifull normality and the clinical look of the room. The carpet suggests its a rented room; the white sheet says 'cheap pay-by-the-hour fuck motel' but strangly enhances the beauty of the woman to the point where you start wondering what music she listens to while being pleasured.
(fre, november 28, 2008 16:08:07)

Expert fucking

2009-05-20T22:07:00.000+02:00

A master in his field will always find further specialization worthwhile.
(ons, november 26, 2008 13:26:04)

Sadness inside

2009-05-20T22:03:00.007+02:00

Sometimes when painfull feeling of lonelyness inside is migthy powerfull; the knowlegde that all beeings feels same-same only gives nurture to more sad feeling.

According to Twinchlian the only real cure is loving yourself, thus connecting with the fact that everything is everything and all is one: that self-love is all-love and that you belong here and have a right to be here.

(tir, november 25, 2008 17:37:43)

My Purity

2009-05-20T22:02:00.000+02:00

While essencial for all playgirls this item also comes with longer and manlier lynx tail. In orgysituations it is good protection for a mans purity in case of perverts and pederasts or in the untimely situation when the prowling Senator gets to drunk and falleth asleep in some oily bed with latexsheets.
(tir, november 25, 2008 16:07:57)

Traveling years

2009-05-20T22:01:00.001+02:00

Later she will have boring life, and then she will miss the hotelrooms.
(tir, november 25, 2008 03:46:42)

Just another blonde

2009-05-20T21:59:00.001+02:00

Faded color like memory after night of heavy drinking.
(tir, november 25, 2008 02:21:13)

Silence, woman!

2009-05-20T21:58:00.002+02:00

Sometimes ears needs rest after long day in workplace full of women.
(søn, november 23, 2008 19:18:34)

liberté égalité fraternité

2009-05-20T21:56:00.001+02:00

Some say that the beating bloody heart of civilization lies in France, and sometimes I miss it.
(søn, november 23, 2008 15:29:09)

Gimlis sister

2009-05-20T21:54:00.002+02:00

If the Senator had a wife part of the agreement before the almigthy Lord in Heaven and the Universal Mother would be that dwarves would not count as infidelity on the first 5 or 10 occations.
(lør, november 22, 2008 20:32:52)

(From Mike&Mandy's!)

Guns&Ganja

2009-05-20T21:46:00.010+02:00

Where are all the Guns and all the Ganja? she asked. I unhesitantly answered: As a pretty bag or expencive neck-lace is the accesorie of a woman wanting to be beautifull;Girls is the accesorie of a man. The jewels of his collection he will show off to gain the respect and admiration of his peers.

When it comes to Guns&Ganja the rule is very simple:

Keep the Guns to your enemies, and the Ganja to your friends.

(tor, november 20, 2008 14:56:32)

The Facegame

2009-05-20T21:45:00.001+02:00

Your loss of face is my loss of face; your loss of dignity leaves me undignified.
(ons, november 19, 2008 16:45:43)

Golden Love

2009-05-20T21:44:00.000+02:00

The asian girlfriend have notorius reputation for dumping boyfriend unable to provide for good life. If you like me know difference between prostitute and woman who like to be well taken care of; you will see that the asian girlfriend who loves with the strength and drama of 15 year old girl, even if she is old woman, is not beeing prostitute but beeing woman attracted to gold and what comes with it.

She will respect you for respecting her.

(tor, oktober 30, 2008 21:02:47)

In my mind

2009-05-20T21:42:00.001+02:00

I think reason for loving porn and threesomes except obvious ones is perspective.
(man, oktober 27, 2008 15:45:07)

The Twin Fantasy

2009-05-20T21:35:00.003+02:00

The Milton twins in their later goth period. Fotografer anonymus; hosted on website called "sharemydick.com".
This fotografia is haunted; like memory not your own.

(søn, oktober 26, 2008 21:58:15)

Butterfly

2009-05-20T21:34:00.004+02:00

A thai friend I helped out with apartments and contacts for some of her more hardcore girlfriends answered the following when I asked her why they where called butterflies: (She laughed and while illustrating with hands) It is because we go from flower to flower. I thought about this for a moment, then said: Am I a flower? And suddenly I felt like one, felt inside like pretty blue mountain flower.
(søn, oktober 26, 2008 02:44:14)

Where is home?

2009-05-20T21:33:00.001+02:00

Carneval 'farewell to the carnal' - is celebrated around the globe. This picture might have been taken in Vegas. If it is, I have never stayed in a vegas hotel with this particular view. The girl, though, look like any north american hotel prostitute. Stressfull and fluttery little things they are.
(søn, oktober 26, 2008 02:13:42)

Good clean fun

2009-05-20T21:31:00.002+02:00

What would Jesuses shit stink like? Like any a man's? Or mayhaps his shit would smell not unlike like a washed baby in your grandmothers house around cristmas - the whole house cleaned with with her special christmas pinesoap, the christmastree in the diningroom and the smell of freshly baked bread coming from the kitchen?
(ons, oktober 22, 2008 02:34:48)

Skillsets

2009-05-20T21:28:00.005+02:00

Sometimes paying friend ask girl to use rubber, other times girl can put rubber on without friend even knowing if, perhaps, they shared some peach brandy or maybe the french champagne. Most times girl will just do this perfect trick and paying friend will not only give no complaints but he will pay extra with big grin on face and nice story for old friends not seen for long time.
Other times she will call for the Senator and I will explain about decreased value of prostitute with the sickness; and if rape was done because of me not there I will pay of own pockets for unsafe molester to be ravaged by crazy negro crackhead with unusually large penis and no protection because the Senator loves all his girls.
If you want caring, warm and generous employer but are unusure if you have the necesary skillsets to be a working girl - do not be alarmed!!! The Senator teaches everything from basics to the trick of coming every time for the enjoyment of self and paying friend - free of charge, (ofcourse).(tir, oktober 21, 2008 03:53:59)