As my most loyal readers know I am a purveyor of guns, girls and ganja and other things not exactly legal in any strict and pedantic version of the word. I consider myself a merchant of freedom; words like pimp, death/rumor-monger, thief, torpedo and suchlike is just mean and terrible slander and if I did'nt belive in freedom I would sue any man, judge, lawyer or cop coming with such meaningless accusations.
Alas, the lowborn will never rise above their station or their plebian tastes. One demand that has increased greatly the last few years; a vice shared by both plebs and patricians; is the love of furries. And where there is a demand Senator Thom-Thom Billkowfskij supplies.
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