Trailor Trash

That shit make me hard as a 13 year old motherfucker on Viagra.

Prohibition

Interesting example of underground humor. By making absurd claims they make fun of the absurdity of prohibition.

Wait for Flash

Anything above 9mm in center mass of anything smaller than very big and drunkenangry russian man will have make drop instantly and pretty much dead. But then if functionality was everything and style meaning njetniczh you would marry woman with no teeth, or atleast remove them first time she acting like opinionated bitch, yes?

Thom-Thom's back

I see you has being waiting. I migth left as quicklingly as I come.

Mike&Mandy - RIP

Sadly got sadly message in inbox few days ago....

Dear affiliate:
After 5 years of publishing we are closing our doors and moving on. We did the site out of love and in the end could not compete with the adult cartel.
In short, we are done with the adult industry, It was a fun ride on a good day, but time to move on.
Michael C Gross (aka: Mikey), and Roberta E Morgan (aka: Mandy)
Best to you all, and thanks for your support.

FSCKR

Just found new spam-free freebie-site fsckr.com - it seem very good.

Furries!!!

As my most loyal readers know I am a purveyor of guns, girls and ganja and other things not exactly legal in any strict and pedantic version of the word. I consider myself a merchant of freedom; words like pimp, death/rumor-monger, thief, torpedo and suchlike is just mean and terrible slander and if I did'nt belive in freedom I would sue any man, judge, lawyer or cop coming with such meaningless accusations.

Alas, the lowborn will never rise above their station or their plebian tastes. One demand that has increased greatly the last few years; a vice shared by both plebs and patricians; is the love of furries. And where there is a demand Senator Thom-Thom Billkowfskij supplies.

Motives of sense-desire

Another work from the archives of Meanwhile Elswheres Mats Hanssen. Aparently the text is from the Sikshãsamuccaya (verse 212). If he'd only work on his techniques I'm sure he would'nt have to rely on his friends to publish his... 'art'.

I want Candy

IIIIIII waaant Candy//IIIII want Candy.

Some images brings great songs to mind. If you don't get it, you did'nt. Thats ok.

To be an archetype

Hero-types seldom get the rewards they deserve. It feels good to be exeptional.

Jonathan Leder ii

She looking like ready to go anywhere; as long as she's home by midnight.

Jonathan Leder

Sometimes the allure of something can be more than the thing itself. She looks like the kind of girl who would feel the sadness if she knew she was thought of as but a thing.

Southern Comfort

In the deep south distinction between reality and fantasy can become confused and deligthfull madness ensues.

Is it always bad... to bring your girlfriend to the game?

To the many uses of homophobia

I think I would have liked to look like this if I was born to weak and obedient sex. When I at same time want to own this woman in deep and satisfying ways it is dangerously close to faggotry. With her I would need to prove I was real man, not to the bitch, but to myself. If she, like most of the womenfolk, is digging the hard and prolonged fucking: I think the experience could prove agreeable to the both of us.

Deep feelings

Bukkake is a japanes word for, uh, *I LOVE U*.

No shame! : Study show ALL men use porn

Scientists at the University of Montreal launched a search for men who had never looked at porn - but couldn't find any.

Fuckmonk

If you are walking the path by your lonesome; with no master showing you the next move, encouraging you on; how can you ever truly know you have become like a fuckmonk of old?

Pimps and Hoes Nite

It has been a year since my last excursion into the Carnevale of the 21th century: Pimps and Hoes Nite. I am not hiring any more girls this year; but if you want to try out anyway you can contact me at Billkowfskij [at] apeskalikkedrepeape.org ...

Photo by Richard Kern

Girls kissing - massive gallery